Written in the exotic towers of Zetto, by a Contented Nobody who one day spoke to Izzy, The Bearded Wizard of Foreal, who upon hearing the salient poetic words, wandered into the forest and disappeared leaving the world greatly saddened.
The Contented Nobody spent some time wandering about, bumping into things, barking at inanimate objects and pondering how to keep the wondrous tones of The Bearded Wizards kazoo alive. He then met the Master Of The Goat; a man renowned for screaming at ducks in The Forest of Duffy, or places thereabouts. After watching bunnies hop and partaking in numerous caffeinated beverages The Master Of The Goat and The Contented Nobody hatched their plan for world domination, and retreated to the laboratory. After a few hours, they had created their monster. They resumed watching bunnies hop, drank more caffeinated beverages and pondered what to do next.
The Contented Nobody and The Master of The Goat decided to contact Troy of The Shire, Keeper Of Monsters, who they invited to the Towers of Zetto, wherein the Mysterious Kevin, Knower Of All Things, waited. After a nice caffeinated beverage, Troy Of The Shire revealed his monsters. With the magic of light and sound, the monsters slowly came to life and created their own mayhem which was captured in a small magic black box so it could be shared with the world to see and to rejoice.
At the end of the day, long after the festive luncheon of burgers and lemonade, The Contented Nobody, the Master of The Goat and Troy of The Shire celebrated with a rousing swearing of the magic, not oft said word. Kevin, Knower Of All Things did not partake in the ceremonial swearing.
Recorded by DOG at The Goat Farm in The Forest of Duffy on the 8th & 20th of January, 2015.
Original video clip by DOG & Troy of The Shire filmed on location in The Towers Of Zetto under the strict and at times tested supervision of The Mysterious Kevin on the 24th of January, 2015.
Video edited on the 27th & 28 of January, 2015 by the Master of the Goat at The Goat Farm in The Forest of Duffey.
*Izzy Foreal (aka Peter Knox) appears by whimsical arrangement and kind permission of “The Lady and Keeper of The Foreality Estate” of the late Peter Knox.
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lyrics
She Wrote Her Valentine On A House Brick
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She said she didn't love me
But that was a long, long, long, long time ago
It was on our first date
I accidentally called her Kate
I tried to apologise
She ordered lobster plate
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She said she didn't love me
But that was a long, long, long, long time ago
And when I paid the bill she smiled at me
We jumped into her car I put my hand on her knee
Slapped me in the head then punched me in the arm
I covered up my manhood to protect from further harm
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She said she didn't love me
But that was a long, long, long, long time ago
And I really didn't think i'd see her again
But on Valentines Day something happens to her brain
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
She said she didn't love me and thought I was pretty sick
So I built myself a barbecue with every single brick
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
She wrote her Valentine on a house brick
And she threw it through my window
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